Today, August 1, 2025, marks day-nine of the left wigging out and losing its mind over a series of TV ads for jeans. Settle down people, it’s just a joke.

Each ad depicts a beautiful, blonde-haired, blue-eyed Hollywood starlet named Sydney Sweeney, dressed in American Eagle brand denim — specifically the company’s new line dubbed “The Sydney Jean.”

The ads close with the line, “Sydney Sweeney has great jeans,” an obvious double entendre — it’s apparent from looking at her that she also has great genes.

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